Katherine made me do this!
Katherine made me do this! So here are the rules.Blog only when 12 or more units have been consumed. Blog only to rant. Never blog to inform - it is unlikely that anyone knows less than you do - although many think the opposite. Spelling mistakes are an inevitable fact of life. A bit like casual speeding, it not very elegant but gets you there quickly. No texting style spelling, That counts as major speeding through school zones. I hope you are still paying attention, we are still on the rules bit... it is going to be a long evening this. No blogging unless it is about everyday dull stuff. Why bother otherwise, worthy stuff gets into books, so why compete. Finally blog to break the rules, including the above. Oh one more thing, blogging falls into three major categories, irrelevant digital dust, a rant or propaganda not normally allowed through more regulated media. Diggywiggy -diggywiggy as the name suggests is an amalgam of the lot. So on that note Diggy is the name of my dog. A creature I have come to love and admire very much to my surprise. My surprise was even greater when to my amazement (another form of surprise) I discovered that the very name diggywiggy was already taken as a blog identity. Hence the imaginative alternative of diggywiggydiggywiggy (sans hyphen) a collection of sounds which on a bad day may even pick itself off the cutting floor of an editing suite by the GOONS. Today we discover that it is really easy to obtain a driving licence under the name of Jacqui Smith.
Well what a surprise, someone choosing an anonymous politician to create a potentially criminal home office record. Lets all now rush to get some new and shinny ID cards. 3 for 2 available anywhere on the interweb. Oh well, spare a thought for mr Ken of Londinium. Overnight he has become Ken who? He definitely needs an ID card just so that people can believe him. An Oyster ID even better, but certainly very costly, both in loss of personal freedom and set up costs which will escalate. Now then, I have a much better solution. I am currently training Diggy Wiggy (a bloodhound of some pedigree don't you know) to sniff me out amongst a crowd of myriads. According to hearsay and 101 Dalmatians this method of ID is totally infallible. Way to go. Remember a dog is for ID when all else fails not just for Xmas. Invest in good quality dog food it will pay back when your shinny new ID is taken over by Sergey Roublesofsky from warm Siberia. Simply Food will do nicely whilst you try something new every day after all every little helps. Duffy has just flashed on the TV screen caught by my ever failing peripheral vision which reminds me I must visit Wales the valleys and all that. If you find this train of thought rather disturbing I am getting near to 50 which means things are downhill from here. The word failing will now feature in most of my future medical reports. Which nicely brings me on to a failing government. I saw Mr Brown many years ago, next to another do gooder Scot John Smith. To this day, I have not yet decided who was likely to cause the most damage. Well one passed away without too much collateral side effects. The other sadly got the most influential job in government, running the economy. I often wished the Scot was PM and Mr Colgate run the Treasury things would have been over so much sooner.
Anyway I leave you with this mildly commercial message. This blog has been fuelled by Campo Lindo a Spanish fruit juice of intense colour cherry and a hint of brick and remember Katharine made me do this! Next Blog something on Tax unless Greece retains the European footie cup thingiemigy in which case Diggywiggy and I will by dinning at the Wolesey... yes I know but it is better than eating hats!
Well what a surprise, someone choosing an anonymous politician to create a potentially criminal home office record. Lets all now rush to get some new and shinny ID cards. 3 for 2 available anywhere on the interweb. Oh well, spare a thought for mr Ken of Londinium. Overnight he has become Ken who? He definitely needs an ID card just so that people can believe him. An Oyster ID even better, but certainly very costly, both in loss of personal freedom and set up costs which will escalate. Now then, I have a much better solution. I am currently training Diggy Wiggy (a bloodhound of some pedigree don't you know) to sniff me out amongst a crowd of myriads. According to hearsay and 101 Dalmatians this method of ID is totally infallible. Way to go. Remember a dog is for ID when all else fails not just for Xmas. Invest in good quality dog food it will pay back when your shinny new ID is taken over by Sergey Roublesofsky from warm Siberia. Simply Food will do nicely whilst you try something new every day after all every little helps. Duffy has just flashed on the TV screen caught by my ever failing peripheral vision which reminds me I must visit Wales the valleys and all that. If you find this train of thought rather disturbing I am getting near to 50 which means things are downhill from here. The word failing will now feature in most of my future medical reports. Which nicely brings me on to a failing government. I saw Mr Brown many years ago, next to another do gooder Scot John Smith. To this day, I have not yet decided who was likely to cause the most damage. Well one passed away without too much collateral side effects. The other sadly got the most influential job in government, running the economy. I often wished the Scot was PM and Mr Colgate run the Treasury things would have been over so much sooner.
Anyway I leave you with this mildly commercial message. This blog has been fuelled by Campo Lindo a Spanish fruit juice of intense colour cherry and a hint of brick and remember Katharine made me do this! Next Blog something on Tax unless Greece retains the European footie cup thingiemigy in which case Diggywiggy and I will by dinning at the Wolesey... yes I know but it is better than eating hats!
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